The phrase “A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do” applies to taking a leak on the side of a building, hooking up with a Brooke Hundleyesque chick at the club, and spending the power bill money on new J’s. In the case of Alex Rodriguez and Brett Favre it means blowing your nose on national televison. Both came up big for their teams on Sunday and both gave the viewers at home something to enjoy.

A-Rod can’t blow his nose without somebody taking a picture (From Saturday):

Here’s Brett Favre running the snot route:

A-Rod blows his nose like he’s some sort of half-man, half-horse baseball bat wielding god. Favre was putting the slimy cherry on top of the victory at Lambeau. It’s ironic. Gilbert Brown said he would fart on Brett Favre if given the chance but it was Favre that crapped all over the Packers and their fans Sunday.