Tiger Woods is the world’s greatest golfer, and now he’s walking on water. Rumor has it that he’s gonna resurrect David Duval’s game for his next miracle.
Many of you are probably shocked to see Tiger Woods walking on water, but if you had listened to Tiger’s father Earl, you would have known this was coming.
“Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity. … He is the Chosen One. He’ll have the power to impact nations. Not people. Nations.”
Cool. Tiger Woods is gonna break us out of the Matrix. Good to see he wasn’t under any pressure growing up. Since he can walk on water why wouldn’t he use his magic Tiger powers to heal his knee?
Here’s the original “Jesus Shot” from the Tiger Woods 08 video game:
Tiger Woods, walking on water, video, youtube
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