Terrell Owens always wants to be the center of attention, the life of the party. He got the chance to do both when he celebrated his 35th birthday on Monday. TO got the party crackin’ by holding roll call to see who showed up to worship him.

No Romo, No Witten. I don’t wanna start any trouble but they were probably off drawing up secret plays. Wade Phillips showed up but the quarterback and tight end couldn’t make a “Hey look everything’s good” appearance? FOH. And leave it to TO to screw up his own birthday party. He was going for the Scatman Crothers look but he forgot the hat.

After making a mental note of everybody that didn’t show up, Terrell spent the rest of the evening watching Ludacris and Common perform.