It’s the holiday season and the Plaxico Burress shoots self in the leg story is the gift that keeps on giving. Earlier this week I brought you the Plaxico Burress/50 Cent “In da Club” video, and now courtesy of The Colbert Report comes the story of A Man Named Plaxico.. And his Glock.

Somewhere Stephon Marbury, Pacman Jones, Pat Williams, Kevin Williams, Deuce McCallister, Charles Grant, Will Smith, Bryan Pittman, and Sean Avery are thanking Plaxico Burress for hogging the headlines. But as Lee Corso would say, not so fast my friend(s). Now that Plaxico has been dismissed from the team for the season you other knuckleheads will get all of the press you deserve.