Shaquille O’Neal has a lot of time on his hands since the Phoenix Suns didn’t make the playoffs, and the Houston Rockets have ruined his plans for “Kobe, How’s My A$$ Taste? Part II”. Instead of spending the time teaching kids how to Google Jessica Simpson, Shaq is hanging with 7-foot-4-inch 12-year-old Brenden Adams.

Shaq teamed up with Brenden through Oprah Winfrey who used her show to fulfill the tall pre-teen’s dream of meeting O’Neal. Brenden did pretty well for himself; he met his idol, got a free meal, and picked up some new gear. The only thing The Big Philanthropist didn’t do was hook the kid up with some Krispy Kremes. But since Shaq has a doughnut fetish you knew he wasn’t parting with his double Ks.