Shaquille O’Neal is ballin’ like he spent the summer swimming in the Fountain of HGH Youth; averaging 18 points and nine boards and not playing like the washed up center he looked like last season. The Big O’Nealovich dropped 29 on the Washington Wizards on Monday including a nice 9-10 from the free throw line, and was feeling so good about his performance that he kissed Caron Butler.

Somewhere, Jon Amaechi is drinking a cosmopolitan and wishing he was still in the league. If I was Shaq, I wouldn’t want to touch any of the Wiz let alone kiss one of them. I’d hate for any of that 9-35 stank to get on me.