We learned a few things when the Boston Celtics defeated the Los Angeles Lakers to win the 2008 NBA championship. The Lakers were too soft in the middle to deal with Boston, and Tom Thibodeau’s defensive schemes (Along with quality players) were able to hold Kobe Bryant in check. We also learned that Boston knows how to riot.

This year in Los Angeles the Lakers and stark-raving-mad lunatics Lakers’ fans were out to prove that they were the best team, and with biggest bunch of idiot fans. Mission accomplished.

Fifteen championships, 10 for Phil Jackson as a coach, number four Kobe Bryant, and a small group of geniuses decide to riot, loot, and get arrested. It’s been said a billion times but I’ll say it anyways. Why do you tear up your own shit when your team wins? That would be like your wife telling you she’s pregnant followed by you setting your house on fire.

I’m proposing a new law. When a team wins a championship in ANY sport in any city, their fans are flown to the losing team’s town and are allowed to riot for 24 hours. In this scenario LA is free of gangbangers and bandwagonners for a day, and Orlando gets a taste of real America. Win-win.