Running back LenDale White of the Tennessee Titans might not be the go-to back on his team, but he’s becoming the go-to quote in the NFL. He’s already let us know that Ohio St. and Notre Dame suck, he called out the coaching staff about his number of touches, and he called Jonathan Stewart and DeAngelo Williams of the Carolina Panthers “Identity” and “Theft” after the duo adopted LenDale’s “Smash and Dash” nickname for themselves.

Skip ahead to 4:40 in the video below for LenDale White showing off his pieces, and explaining why he has to whistle for the goons.

The best part of the video, other than LenDale saying he’s gonna get his Super Bowl ring made for his pinky (cuz he’s hood) and make women kiss it, is when White explained how to tell his website from somebody posing as him:

LW:I don’t know about all that ‘The Real LenDale White’ cuz you got a picture of Reggie Bush on your page. Hey, if his face ain’t first on my page (pointing at his brother) then it ain’t real. If it ain’t got nothing to do with Adam Jones aka Pacman Jones then it ain’t my page cuz I fucks with Pacman. That’s my nigga. I don’t care what nobody say.

Q: Nobody. Roger Goodell?

LW: Except him. Roger, you’re A O.K. with me brother.

Goodell can’t suspend LenDale for anything in this video unless flossin’ and keepin’ it hood are against the commish’s rules now. But White’s want of keeping it real will eventually land him in some sort of trouble with Brother Roger.