Brian Urlacher of the Chicago Bears gives us a glimpse of his pre-football teenage years in this Old Spice commercial. I didn’t picture Urlacher as the scrawny, Robin Hood type.

So there you have it kids. If you’re running around dressed like a Dungeons&Dragons character and everybody’s clowning you, start lifting weights and playing football. You could wind up a stud linebacker and get a chance with Paris Hilton. Actually, you could probably hook-up with Paris Hilton either way.