If past performance is indicative of future results Blake Griffin is screwed. The Los Angeles Clippers are the Bermuda Triangle of NBA franchises, and their selection of Griffin with the overall number one pick in June’s NBA Draft guarantees Blake’s career will disappear. It might be injuries, it might be management, but something is gonna go wrong with his career. It’s physics.

Before Blake Griffin’s future was ruined by the Clipper Curse, the 6-foot-8-inch power forward battled 6-foot-4-inch guard Willie Warren in a dunk contest at an OU practice. I apologize in advance for the short, grainy videos.

Willie Warren dunks over 7-footer:

Blake Griffin dunks over 7-footer:

Willie Warren dunks over three people:

Blake Griffin dunks over five people:

It’s close but I say Willie Warren won. He’s four inches shorter, making his dunks look a little more impressive. Griffin shouldn’t hang his head about the loss. It’s not like the time he lost to Jared from Subway in H-O-R-S-E.