TONY ROMO AND JESSICA SIMPSON IN MEXICO

January 6th, 2008 | by HG |

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is chilling with Jessica Simpson, her family, and some teammates in Mexico.. The week before the divisional round of the NFL playoffs.. Yeah, I’d say he definitely has his eyes on the prize.. And by prize I mean Jessica’s ass.

I don’t wanna tell Tony Romo how to handle his biz, but Jessica can wait. And if she doesn’t, he’s Tony Romo, quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.. Look at the women he’s already dated, I’m sure somebody else will come along. I doubt Romo’s gonna listen to me.. It’s not like I’ve ever been an NFL head coach.. But Bill Parcells has, and if you remember Bill Parcells’ 11 Quarterback Commandments, you know Tony Romo is on a path to football damnation.

1. Press or t.v., agents or advisors, family or wives, friends or relatives, fans or hangers on, ignore them on matters of football, they donâ€™t know whatâ€™s happening here.

11. Donâ€™t be a celebrity quarterback. We donâ€™t need any of those. We need battlefield commanders that are willing to fight it out everyday, every week, and every season, and lead their team to win after win after win.

I don’t know if anybody from #1 is trying to give Romo football advice, but I could see Jessica Simpson’s dad pulling Tony to the side and trying to talk x’s and o’s.. And we all know when you’re bangin’ a man’s daughter, the least you can do is listen to his thoughts on your game.. Number 11 is obviously being broken. Tony’s in LA and Mexico during bye weeks, and he invites chicks to the games so he can show off. Romo needs to rein it in before this