I’m glad to see that no matter how uptight ESPN gets, they always have room for some penis humor. I would expect that type of thing from Sean Salisbury, but not from Mike Tirico, Tony Kornheiser, and Ron Jaworski.

TK: You just mentioned Chad Johnson, Rudi Johnson, and Jeremy Johnson.

RJ: That is correct.

MT: And don’t forget that Landon Johnson scored a defensive touchdown.

TK: Absolutely. And we have another story later if we can get to it about somebody almost named Johnson.

RJ: Do you know who the biggest Johnson is?

TK: Noooooooo.. (Laughing)

RJ: It’s Jeremy. He came to camp over 300 pounds. He had to lose 20 pounds before they allowed him to practice. Big fella.

TK: I’m gonna let you have that all by yourself. (Laughing).. Followed by 13 seconds of silence in the booth.

I was laughing at the fact that Tony was laughing. I loved how Tirico kept a low profile during the whole discusssion.. You would think he would have something to add to the conversation. I thought Ditka would fart in the booth during the second game, just to one up the A team, but unless it was silent and deadly, it never happened.

Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury. Courtesy of Deadspin

Tags: Monday Night Football, ESPN, Tony Kornheiser, Sophomoric Humor