Now that most of your food has digested and the tryptophan has worn off it’s time to focus on getting gifts for the special people in your life. We’ve all made the mistake of giving somebody a present that they didn’t want or care about and dealt with this uncomfortable exchange:
Them: Ah.. Thanks (With a look of WTF)
You: You don’t like it? I can tak…
Them: No, no.. It’s.. Really.. Thank You
You: -
Well I’m here to help prevent you from continuing the vicious cycle of awkward Christmas conversations. Follow my gift giving guide and you can’t go wrong.
Once upon a time there was a video of a kid opening a Christmas present to find a Todd Marinovich jersey. His mom says “He’s gonna be a player” although Todd had been benched for the season and never played in the NFL again. As much as things change they stay the same. Fast-forward to 2009 and Jamarcus Russell jersey is the new Todd Marinovich.

Why would these parents do this to their child?:
Damn he grew up quick:
The jersey isn’t the worst Jamarcus Russell related gift out there. You can pay $9.95 for a 437-word article about him,get a JaMarcus Russell silver coin,
or you can tell the person you planned on buying something with Russell’s name on it that you threw the money out of a car window while traveling 65 miles per hour. Not getting the gift is just as valuable and it helps whoever finds the money. It’s a win-win.




