Picking up a present for Chad Ochocinco will be pretty easy if he’s on your Christmas shopping list. A cellphone, webcam, bullhorn, or any means for Ocho to communicate with the masses are all good ideas but he has those. Most of us can’t afford to buy Chad his own television so that leaves us the old reliable solution. A book.

There are two things Ochocinco loves besides football: Himself and talking about himself. Chad would’ve completed his life trifecta if the NFL hadn’t implemented a no tweeting during games rule. He’ll have to settle for somebody hooking him up with a couple of these books for Christmas so he can strengthen his social networking skills.