Tiger and Elin Woods are the only people having a longer week than Charlie Weis and Jimmy Clausen. Weis has had to listen to talk of him being fired because of his poor coaching at Notre Dame. Jimmy Clausen got punched in the eye because of Charlie Weis’ ineptness. The best Christmas present for Charlie Weis would be to land on his feet with the New England Patriots. The best present for Clausen comes from Rite-Aid.

Formerly known as Bruise Away, this improved reformulated product was created to help people who suffer from areas of redness, black and blue marks, or purple blotches. It is excellent for lessening the appearance of small blood vessels on the face & body.

This is exactly what Jimmy needs to cure his black eye. Charlie Weis should put a couple of bottles of healing cream in Clausen’s stocking to thank Jimmy for being one of the few bright spots in Weis’ Notre Dame career.