David Stern put Washington Wizards guard and comedian Gilbert Arenas on indefinite timeout following Agent Zero’s failed “Four guns and a note” prank on teammate Jarvaris Crittenton. The Wizards have gone from hailing Gilbert as a $100 million savior to erasing his existence.

Arenas will never suit up for the Wizards again or possibly any NBA team depending on the outcome of the investigations and reported video of the incident. Life is funny. In high school Gilbert was voted “Most Likely To Be On A Wheaties Box.” Now his basketball career is on the verge of appearing on milk cartons. Read the full story

LeBron James is still chasing Kobe Bryant for the title of “Best Player in the NBA.” Not only does Kobe have the rings but his game is evolved beyond LeBron’s. That doesn’t mean The King won’t try to match the Mamba highlight for highlight. Kobe hit an incredible over the backboard shot against the Thunder in November. On Wednesday night LeBron answered with a behind the backboard shot of his own. Read the full story

NBA Commissioner David Stern has suspended Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas indefinitely without pay for his “Guns At The Stadium” prank. The commish issued the following statement. Read the full story

Gilbert Arenas’ failed prank of leaving four guns, including a gold-plated Desert Eagle, in front of Jarvaris Crittenton’s locker landed Gil in trouble with the authorities. Arenas admits he’s a goofball that’s always kidding around and he says he now knows guns are no joking matter. He forgot what he learned by the time the Wizards stepped on the court with the Sixers last night. Read the full story

Gilbert Arenas reportedly pulled a gun on teammate Javaris Crittenton during a dispute over an unpaid gambling debt. Sounds outrageous, I know but that’s what happens when Agent Zero and Peter Vecsey cross paths.

Arenas denies being “The new John Wayne” and took to Twitter to gun down the reports of Shaq having an affair with his fiance. 2010 is off to a great start. Read the full story

Caron Butler deserves a lot of credit for looking himself in the mirror and acknowledging he had a problem. Butler was addicted to Mountain Dew but he shook the lime-colored caffeine-filled sweet-water to help him shed some pounds and he hasn’t looked back. Knowing this, there’s no way he’s getting these for Christmas. Read the full story

Shaquille O’Neal is ballin’ like he spent the summer swimming in the Fountain of HGH Youth; averaging 18 points and nine boards and not playing like the washed up center he looked like last season. The Big O’Nealovich dropped 29 on the Washington Wizards on Monday including a nice 9-10 from the free throw line, and was feeling so good about his performance that he kissed Caron Butler.

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