The phrase “A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do” applies to taking a leak on the side of a building, hooking up with a Brooke Hundleyesque chick at the club, and spending the power bill money on new J’s. In the case of Alex Rodriguez and Brett Favre it means blowing your nose on national televison. Both came up big for their teams on Sunday and both gave the viewers at home something to enjoy. Read the full story

The Philadelphia Eagles did their part in the Philly-New York war with a 40-17 victory over the New York Giants. Big Blue got on the board late in the first half to make the score 16-7, but the Eagles scored two touchdowns in the final two minutes for a 30-7 halftime lead. One of those two touchdowns was a McNabb-to-Jackson 54-yard connection. DeSean Jackson’s moves were so tight he made a referee fall over the 18-yard line, right before chest bumping Eagles coach Andy Reid. Read the full story

Tony Kornheiser and Brad Childress look alike because they share the same balding pattern, wear glasses, and work with black guys. And because all white guys look the same. Michael Wilbon referred to the resemblance as frightening. TK had fun with the comparison Friday on PTI by dressing up as Chili for Halloween. Read the full story

Ron Artest made a lot of people laugh during last season’s playoffs when he said Mike Chatfield was the best player he ever played against. He also said Brandon Roy is better than Kobe Bryant and LeBron James which made Artest’s statement seem even more out there. Read the full story

ESPN the Magazine’s “Body Issue” hits newsstands Oct. 9, and features more than 30 male and female athletes showing off their money makers. So far ESPN has been keeping a lid on who will be in the Body Issue, but USA Today is reporting Nascar’s Carl Edwards, surfer Claire Bevilacqua, U.S. Olympic softball player Jessica Mendoza, and Adrian Peterson are among the chosen. Read the full story

The San Diego Chargers knocked Chad Pennington out of the game in the third quarter with a bruised shoulder after bloodying his face in the first half. Chad Henne takes over the Dolphins offense and removes any chance the Dolphins had of winning the game. Read the full story

Sheldon Brown and the Philadelphia Eagles defense have the task of shutting down the yardage machine Drew Brees today in Philly. In attempt to psych himself up, or psych out the Saints, Eagles db Sheldon Brown donned a Jason mask to start the game. Read the full story