The phrase “A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do” applies to taking a leak on the side of a building, hooking up with a Brooke Hundleyesque chick at the club, and spending the power bill money on new J’s. In the case of Alex Rodriguez and Brett Favre it means blowing your nose on national televison. Both came up big for their teams on Sunday and both gave the viewers at home something to enjoy. Read the full story

Tony Kornheiser and Brad Childress look alike because they share the same balding pattern, wear glasses, and work with black guys. And because all white guys look the same. Michael Wilbon referred to the resemblance as frightening. TK had fun with the comparison Friday on PTI by dressing up as Chili for Halloween. Read the full story

Adrian Peterson is the NFL’s best running back regardless of what LaDainian Tomlinson has to say. He has the speed to take it all the way on any play, and he has the power to run through defenders as William Gay of the Pittsburgh Steelers found out. Read the full story

I’ll answer my own question. No. Brett Favre didn’t sign with the Minnesota Vikings so he could get a new truck and his wife Deanna could take home a new SUV. He signed with the Vikings because he wanted to beat the Packers and Ted Thompson twice, AND so he could get a new truck and his wife an SUV. Read the full story

Jim Brown recently said Adrian Peterson was the best running back in the NFL, inspiring Ladainian Tomlinson to proclaim that he’s still the top dog. No matter what LT thinks, advertisers have hopped on the All Day bandwagon. Purple Jesus appears in a new Nike commercial, “Alter Ego”, which could double as a short film. Read the full story

Adrian Peterson took the first handoff of the game 75 yards for a touchdown to prove the Minnesota Vikings did the right thing by bringing in Brett Favre. It’s only a preseason game, and Peterson did all of the work, but there’s some sorta law or ordinance that says you have to praise Brett Favre whenever possible. Read the full story

Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings are set to meet later this week to discuss Favre unretiring (again) and joining the Green Bay Packers’ NFC North rival. Read the full story