Sex and sports are guaranteed to do traffic on the Internet. The Net was invented to give sports-crazed, sex-starved guys an outlet, and to occasionally provide driving directions and movie times. Read the full story

By now everybody’s heard. ESPN denied the Steve Phillips banging a chick on the side story when Deadspin editor A.J. Daulerio called to inquire. Then the story turned out to be true so Daulerio called to ask ESPN about a few other rumors and by “called” I mean he posted them on Deadspin. Caught in the collateral damage were Erik “I’m a lawyer” Kuselias and Katie “Who am I and who gives a damn?” Lacey.. Read the full story

Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield appeared on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” today in what was reportedly a love-fest between the biter and the bitten. Tyson didn’t apologize for taking a chunk of Evander’s ear in their 1997 rematch, and Holyfield told of biting his brothers as a kid. Read the full story

Michael David Barrett is in FBI custody and awaiting a Saturday morning court hearing after being accused of videotaping Erin Andrews in the nude. Barrett was arrested at Chicago’s O’Hare airport Friday night on federal charges of interstate stalking. He reportedly filmed EA in Nashville and Milwaukee hotels in 2008. Read the full story

Saying Allen Iverson’s 2008-09 season was a bad one falls short of explaining how many things went wrong for A.I. He got traded, hurt, and exiled. He had to watch his former team make it to the Western Conference finals while taking the blame for his new squad’s failures. Read the full story

Prince Fielder won the 2009 Home Run Derby, disappointing the people of St. Louis who were pulling for hometown hero Albert Pujols. While Fielder gets to celebrate with his theme song, Pujols has to settle for staring at his towel guy’s number five mohawk. Read the full story

Ron Artest is signing with the Los Angeles Lakers for $18 million over three years giving LA a tough, tough squad (assuming they sign Lamar Odom). Artest stopped by the Los Angeles ESPN studios to “Hoodilize” the network and talk about signing with the Lakers. Read the full story