Congratulations Yankees. You did it. You spent more money than the rest of the league, built a fancy new launching pad, and delivered the 27th championship in your franchise’s proud history. Pat yourselves on the back.

All jokes and disgust aside it’s great to see Jeter, Pettite, Posada, and Rivera pick up their fifth rings. Steroids blemish Andy’s career but those four guys are about as likable as guys on the other team can be.

The same can’t be said for Yankees fans. Even though they lost the Clash of the Cretins to Philadelphia these videos show New Yorkers in all their glory. Read the full story

Prince Fielder won the 2009 Home Run Derby, disappointing the people of St. Louis who were pulling for hometown hero Albert Pujols. While Fielder gets to celebrate with his theme song, Pujols has to settle for staring at his towel guy’s number five mohawk. Read the full story

Ozzie Guillen’s Chicago White Sox have taken three out of five from the crosstown Cubs this season as the two teams streak in opposite directions. The Cubs, like Sammy Sosa’s stock, are dropping at a November 2008 rate, but Guillen knows how Sosa can stop his freefall: By telling the truth. Read the full story

As Apple prepares to roll out the Iphone 3Gs they’re upgrading their software to 3.0 and finally adding a long promised feature for baseball fans: All MLB games streaming live on the Iphone. Read the full story

The University of South Carolina baseball team closed out its regular season Saturday and will take on Alabama in the SEC tournament next week, but will most likely be without infielder Casey Rihn. The 21-year-old junior infielder celebrated the season’s end by getting drunk and harassing a police car. Read the full story

The Los Angeles Times is reporting the Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez will be suspended for 50 games after testing positive for performance-enhancing drugs. The Dodgers currently have the best record in baseball, and just set the modern-era mark for consecutive home wins to start a season (13). Read the full story

It seems like the best details from Selena Roberts’ new book, A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez, have already made their way to the masses. Alex and ‘roids. Alex and women that weren’t his wife. Alex is weird. We know. Read the full story