SERENA “SUGAR FLY” WILLIAMS

October 20th, 2007 | by HG |

When Serena Williams isn’t talking about her big booty, or getting interviewed at the aiport, she battles evil for Hewlett Packard. In this video, the tennis diva is protecting the city of Comptonia from a knowledge hating mechanical menace… I have to wonder though, if Serena has the ability to become Sugar Fly Williams, why doesn’t she do that during her WTA matches? She could easily be the greatest tennis player of all time. And I hope Venus Williams can at least see through walls or something. If Venus doesn’t have any superhuman abilities that means her younger sister Serena:

  1. is a better tennis player than Venus.
  2. dates all kinds of semi-celebs while Venus gets stuck with Hank Kuehne.
  3. can fly and kick ass while Venus watches.

If it’s possible for things to suck for a 20something millionaire that fought her way out of the ghetto through tennis, then it sucks to be Venus Williams.

And in case your on the edge of your seat, dying to know if Serena defeated the robot, check out this video from Times Square.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLDerC1T1ck[/youtube]

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  1. 2 Responses to “SERENA “SUGAR FLY” WILLIAMS”

  2. By Mizzo on Oct 22, 2007 | Reply

    Man…Serena, Serena, Serena.

    Wish she would holla Black!

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