There’s some headlines that make me feel like GroundHog’s Day… Flyers lose, Terrell Owens blah blah blah, anything involving Yankees and Red Sox, and of course Mike Tyson gets arrested.

Cops stopped the boxer around 1:45am after his vehicle almost hit a sheriff’s car. “He showed signs of impairment and voluntarily submitted to field sobriety tests,” explains Sgt. Larry Hall, who was on the Arizona equivalent of R.I.D.E. duty.

Late night drunk driving with some yay. In a related story the Cincinnati Bengals have expressed interest in adding Iron Mike to their playoff roster if they make the tourney.