MARK MANGINO HOSPITALIZED

January 28th, 2008 | by HG |

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Mark Mangino, coach of the Kansas Jayhawks football team was admitted to the hospital at 9 pm Sunday night. The obvious rush to judgment would be some sorta heart related problem, but ’sources’ say it’s not cardiac related. Mangino released the following statement:

I underwent some tests over the past couple of days at Lawrence Memorial Hospital. These are tests that I had put off until after the season. The tests have been completed, I’m fine and I’ll be back in the office and recruiting starting tomorrow.”

I’m no doctor but I play one on the web. This trip to the hospital might not have been cardiac related, but that doesn’t mean the next one won’t be. Coach Mangino didn’t need any tests to tell him his biggest problem. If he wants to live a long life, he has to lose weight. Point blank. I’m not trying to be funny.. (this picture of Coach Mangino with Borat is funny) 95% of his other health problems probably stem from his weight issues. I know Mark Mangino is the national coach of the year, but how can he expect his players to run through a wall for him when he looks like his only exercise is running out of breath? Coach, we wanna keep you around, so shape up.

Mangino undergoes ‘tests’ at hospital. Courtesy of Kansas.com

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