Joslyn James is milking her 15 minutes of fame from the Tiger Woods scandal for all it’s worth. She hired Gloria Allred to represent her and has held press conferences to ask for the removal of her face from golf balls and to ask Tiger Woods for a personal apology. I know for a fact the latter is never coming. James aka Veronica Daniels posted very sexually explicit text messages from Tiger Woods. The Web site is taking forever to load so I got the transcription from Deadspin. That sound you hear is Elin Woods sharpening her golf clubs.
Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
Heading back from the course now.Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:
How close are youTiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be iTiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees youTiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:
Just let me know when you are headed downTiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:
What time is car picking you up tomorrowTiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:
YesTiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:
Did you get lost. Door is openTiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:
What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get backTiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:
Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you afterTiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:
Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:
Hurry:)Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:
I’m glad you came outTiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:
Awesome baby. Be SafeTiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:
Thank you sexyTiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:
In ohio playingTiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:
I told you im playing these two weeksTiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:
In about a monthTiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:
Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i canTiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:
Me toTiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:
I hope not. So you have been with others huh sinceTiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:
I hope soTiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:
Not a bad thing thinking about meTiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:
I totally agreeTiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:
In connTiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:
DittoTiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:
I like when you do that to meTiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:
Ditto sexyTiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside youTiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:
Maybe in two weeks in chicagoTiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so badTiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now:)Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you outTiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you soreTiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you outTiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hardTiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girlsTiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the questionTiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trustTiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or noTiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of meTiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:
You do. Need more of itTiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:
of youTiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap youTiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throatTiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whoreTiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i ownTiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noiseTiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bittenTiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mineTiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Whatever else turns you onTiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:
You tell me what you likeTiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
You are. Always will be. Don’t trust peopleTiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
But you still have not told me what turns you onTiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dpTiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you aroundTiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me moreTiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouthTiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want meTiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercyTiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
Was playing sexyTiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:
Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wedTiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:
I land at 930 or 10 monday nightTiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:
Great. What time so you landTiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:
I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:
MidwayTiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:
I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land againTiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:
You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:
Did you get my text with all the infoTiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:
I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in bostonTiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:
I have to check in to get the roomTiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:
I should get there before you anywaysTiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:
In about 3 hoursTiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:
I will be there before you for sureTiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:
You just make sure you take care of me when you get hereTiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:
GreatTiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eatTiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:
I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep earlyTiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:
How close are youTiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
What do you want to eatTiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:
Anything simpleTiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it’s a club sandwichTiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:
How closeTiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:
Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got hereTiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clearsTiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being readyTiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall nowTiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be carefulTiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
Room358Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:
Make it okTiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:
Ok. Lights out. Good night sexyTiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:
Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard ofTiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:
So when can i have that ass againTiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be back in a couple hoursTiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to youTiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosityTiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent youTiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freightTiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
MaybeTiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10minsTiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:
Why dont you come over here now insteadTiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:
Enter thru room 360. Its next doorTiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
Hurry so i come in that assTiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:
Let me know when you leave your roomTiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:
You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the wayTiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonightTiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down:)Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:
How much was your flightTiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:
Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of thisTiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:
I know that. Thats why i wont do that.Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to talTiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is aTiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowlTiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:
Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviouslyTiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:
This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everythingTiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happenedTiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
The last message says it all. If Tiger only knew what was waiting for him.
Next time James should post her half of the conversation too. It’s fine that she’s mad at Tiger but she’s acting like she’s innocent in all of this. I guarantee her porn star mouth was just as nasty as Tiger’s.
