David Stern put Washington Wizards guard and comedian Gilbert Arenas on indefinite timeout following Agent Zero’s failed “Four guns and a note” prank on teammate Jarvaris Crittenton. The Wizards have gone from hailing Gilbert as a $100 million savior to erasing his existence.

Arenas will never suit up for the Wizards again or possibly any NBA team depending on the outcome of the investigations and reported video of the incident. Life is funny. In high school Gilbert was voted “Most Likely To Be On A Wheaties Box.” Now his basketball career is on the verge of appearing on milk cartons.

The Gilbert Arenas Wheaties box comes courtesy of Cuzoogle who used it for their “10 Wheaties boxes you will never see” post. Well done Cuzoogstradamus.