Eric Hinske of the Atlanta Braves spent $5,000 and two offseasons having his entire back tattooed with artwork he says has no special significance. Apparently tattoos are like junk food and crack, meaning you can stop at one. I wish Hinske hadn’t shown of his tat because now the media is gonna beat the “Tattooed MLB Thug” image into the ground. Right? Wrong.

Whoever did the tattoo deserves a ton of credit. It really looks like Hinske is wearing Banana Republic boxers around his stomach. Even the “Pants on the Ground” guy would say pull your drawers down Hinske.

Hinske brings his ‘living canvas’ tattoos to Braves [AJC]