Eight Is Enough Kids’ Names for Antonio Cromartie To Remember

HBO’s “Hard Knocks” featured less f-bombs from New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan and one valiant attempt by cornerback Antonio Cromartie to name all eight of his children. I’d like to knock Cromartie but I don’t know if anybody could name their eight kids, by seven different women, in six different states any smoother than he did. If Tony Dungy didn’t care for Ryan’s cussing, what’s he gonna say about Cromartie planting mini-hims across the country?