While sponsors such as Accenture and Tag Heuer drop Tiger Woods like a one-inch putt the family-oriented Disney is using the philandering golfer for a few laughs. Disney’s California Adventure Park performs “Aladdin – A Musical Spectacular“; a 40-minute program that apparently injects current events into the dialogue of its characters.

Aladdin frees the Genie from the bottle and the blue wish granter explains the rules of Aladdin’s three wishes. Skip ahead to 1:10 when the Genie breaks down rule two.

Tiger Woods has gone from the most respected athlete to kiddy production punchline. The Woods children can scratch Disneyland and anything related to it from their lists of things to do.