Danny Granger on Europe: Smellin’ Like Dead Donkeys

Danny Granger of the Indiana Pacers is spending his summer vacation in Europe as a member of Team USA. Things are going great on the court -the squad is undefeated- but even with the team’s success Granger can’t wait to get back to the sweet air of the United States. According to Granger’s Twitter account Europeans don’t wear deodorant and smell like dead donkeys.. Which begs the question, when has Danny Granger smelled dead donkeys before?

*UPDATE*
Danny Granger returned to the scene of the crime to clear the air about his funky Europeans tweet. He claims he wasn’t talking about the people because you know, “How come nobody in Europe wears deodorant?” can easily be mistaken for a slam on Europeans. But it’s all good. Granger likes Turkey and he admits that his hometown of New Orleans also has the aroma of dead donkeys:

Time for Granger to quit while he’s behind.

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