The new Cowboys Stadium has everything a football could want: Extremely overpriced food, women dancing in cages, and a crowded, standing room only Party Pass section. The only thing Jerry’s new crib didn’t have was sex. That’s “Didn’t have.”

A couple in Michael Irvin jerseys took to a Hall of Fame box level bathroom stall in the fourth quarter of the ‘Boys 21-7 victory over the Panthers. The Crazy 88s were filmed in action and if you’re not at work you can check out the video at Deadspin.

Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium’s New Bathroom Stalls [Deadspin]