Standing face-to-face with Claudia Jordan made me feel how the Dodgers must’ve felt in Game 3 of the LCS when Cliff Lee took the mound for the Phillies. I knew I was over-matched and in turn I delivered the interview equivalent of a weak ground-ball to second. Thankfully, Claudia Jordan was dealing.
Jordan arrived at the London Hotel in West Hollywood looking incredible as usual. She and numerous celebs were on hand for ESPN the Magazine’s Body Issue party. Claudia gave me a few minutes of her time and let me know what she looks for in a man, and she drops some info that’ll make John Salley blush.
Claudia can say she’s done dating athletes but if I was Adrian Peterson I’d try to holla. The worst she can say is no, and if all goes well she’ll be on a red carpet discussing my 3rd and long package. As for the Spider, I’m sure he’s happy about the news even if he’s married and nobody knows.
