Michael Jordan was about his paper. So what if it’s snowing outside? Cold weather wasn’t gonna stop MJ from putting on his baby shorts to sell some Air Jordans and Nikes. That’s what separates Michael Jordan from the rest of the world. He’ll posterize Santa Clause, and giddyup ride em cowboy dunk on the Tooth Fairy to get ahead… Ol Saint Nick shouldn’t feel too bad tho, he got off better than the Pistons on Easter.

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