Florida Gators running back Chris Rainey is a reporters dream. He’s liable to say anything at anytime. You can call him the Gilbert Arenas of college football.
Rainey got last year started by proclaiming he’s a white girl man, this year he’s talking about his class schedule.
From The Independent Florida Alligator:
Reporter: What are you taking this semester?
Rainey: I’m taking sex classes.
Reporter: Six classes?
Rainey: Sex classes.
“It’s boring. I thought it would be fun, like you see on TV. But it ain’t like that.”
Chris Rainey is great. He thought he’d have a hot female professor with an English accent teaching the class with the aid of porn, and for homework all of the students bang each other. The it’s boring means the class is taught by some old guy reading aloud from a book about the reproductive systems of marsupials at a 60 word a minute pace.
