[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=pVm29YcTNMM[/youtube]

I can’t tell you that I haven’t, but you’ll never be able to prove that I have.

I would say John Cena’s statement is pretty much gonna sum up any interview George Mitchell’s baseball steroid investigation is able to land. No amount of links to internet pharmacies or accusations by other players is gonna make a guy come out and say “Yeah, I used roids. What of it?”

Steroid use in wrestling isn’t a newsflash.. And overall, steroid use in sports isn’t new, but you don’t hear anybody wanting to put asterisk next to the 70s Steelers or the late 80s A’s. Roids and PEDs are hot button issues, but MLB’s increasing attendance and revenue, combined with our nation’s love for the NFL, tell me that the general public only wants to be entertained.

**MAJOR UPDATE**

When I wrote this post, I trusted that CNN had shown the interview in at least an 80% accurate light. I was wrong. WWE.com has posted two versions of the CNN’s John Cena interview from “Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling”. In response to the actual steroid question, John Cena responds “Absolutely not”. The statement I quoted above was taken from Cena speaking about a broad example.

One question? CNN, WTF?!? I don’t need any help looking like a jackass.. I’m a blogger.. And as a blogger I’m pissed. Bloggers are the ones that are supposed to make up news and fabricate stories just so we can get views hits. If the MSM is gonna start bogartin’ the unethical side of journalism, what will us unemployed lowlifes with keyboards do to entertain nerds that are wasting their company’s time and money reading our blogs?

**End Update**

Cena: Steroids? “Absolutely not”. Courtesy of WWE.com

Tags: John Cena, Steroids, WWE, Baseball, MLB, NFL, CNN Edits Cena Interview

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=zF3FaOVAo4w[/youtube]

A dunk only counts as 2 points, and the Warriors are winless on the season, but Baron Davis is picking up where he left off in the playoffs.. I hope Baron can keep this up for a full 82 games. If the injury gods would get off of BD for a season, he could be an MVP candidate.

Tags: Baron Davis, Golden St. Warriors, NBA, Video, Youtube, Utube

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There’s a chance that Big Tony doesn’t actually like honey, and he did this spot just for the money, but it’s a fat chance. Judging from the video, Siragusa likes to add the bee juice to meats, fruits, pastries, beverages, and anything that’s not glued down… And lo and behold, we’ve found something that Tony won’t eat.

What I don’t like is food that’s not completely honest. What I really don’t like is food that tries to be something it’s not.

I’m with Siragusa on this one. I hate dishonest food. Like that KFC bowl where they add a little of everything on the menu, and then top it off with gravy.. The bowl o’ stuff is saying eat me, but I know in all honesty, it’s nasty.

Tags: Tony Siragusa, NFL, Football, You Tube, Utube, Videos

If you go to a sporting event, you’re gonna see drunk people. That’s just how it works. Whether it’s a little league game or the World Series, somebody’s gonna be smashed. In the good ole U.S. and A. you’re gonna find America’s Drunkest Fans at football games and NASCAR events.

Here’s an inebriated New Yorker supporting the Jets:

Contains some NSFW language
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mchjKZfffQ[/youtube]

Jeezus.. Why didn’t her man get a handle on her? He’s just sitting there lettin’ her get loaded and go Courtney Love on the stadium… He’s a better dude than me. I once quit seeing a chick because she got tipsy and was really, really, really into the football game.. It was embarrassing, but I was more pissed that I was supposed to be drinking, and she was gonna drive home… Anyways.. On to the NASCAR fans:

NSFW Language
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb-m1PPB-AA[/youtube]

There are plenty of stereotypes to draw from the video but the most obvious is that they’re Tony Stewart fans… I feel sorry for that kid. I hope that apple falls as far away from the tree as possible.

Tags: NFL, NASCAR, Drinking, You Tube

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1fvu9_8-lk[/youtube]

By day, Morlon Greenwood is a mild-mannered 7 year veteran linebacker for the Houston Texans. At night, he’s the super rapper known as Ultimate 56. Greenwood’s music is more than a hobby, as evidenced by his MySpace page. Morlon Ultimate was born in Jamaica if you’re wondering why he’s going with the reggae style.

Musicians always wanna be athletes and vice versa. I guess getting all of the chicks isn’t enough. If NFL commissioner Roger Goodell decides to add an end of season talent show, I’m going with Washington Redskins receiver Brandon Lloyd over the Colts’ Hunter Smith in the finals.

Morlon Greenwood’s MySpace Page

Athletes As Musicians:
Washington Redskin Brandon Lloyd
Boston Red Sock David Ortiz
Indianapolis Colt Hunter Smith

Tags: Morlon Greenwood, Rapper, NFL, Houston Texans, You Tube, MySpace

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oecRkOYNrNQ[/youtube]

When DJ Skee’s not droppin mixtapes, he’s working on Skee TV. If I every catch up with Skee, I’m gonna ask him is being a white DJ like being a black QB? I’m guessing he won’t care either way.

The above video was shot during the NBA All-Star weekend of 007 in Las Vegas. The big Hip Hop releases in the 4th quarter of 2006 were Snoop Dogg’s Blue Carpet Treatment, Nas’ Hip Hop Is Dead, Young Jeezy’s Thug Motivation 102, and Jay-Z’s Kingdom Come. I thought the Nas album was the best of the bunch, but according to the scientific, 2 man study in this video, NBA players preferred Jay-Z and Jeezy. And Juke… Who, in America, is known as “Joc”.

Tags: NBA, DJ Skee, Interviews, Sports, Hip Hop, Jay Z, Nas, Tony Parker, Chris Bosh, Rip Hamilton, You Tube, utube, Snoop Dogg

When Serena Williams isn’t talking about her big booty, or getting interviewed at the aiport, she battles evil for Hewlett Packard. In this video, the tennis diva is protecting the city of Comptonia from a knowledge hating mechanical menace… I have to wonder though, if Serena has the ability to become Sugar Fly Williams, why doesn’t she do that during her WTA matches? She could easily be the greatest tennis player of all time. And I hope Venus Williams can at least see through walls or something. If Venus doesn’t have any superhuman abilities that means her younger sister Serena:

1. is a better tennis player than Venus.
2. dates all kinds of semi-celebs while Venus gets stuck with Hank Kuehne.
3. can fly and kick ass while Venus watches.

If it’s possible for things to suck for a 20something millionaire that fought her way out of the ghetto through tennis, then it sucks to be Venus Williams.

And in case your on the edge of your seat, dying to know if Serena defeated the robot, check out this video from Times Square.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLDerC1T1ck[/youtube]

Tags: Serena Williams, Venus Williams, Tennis, Hewlett Packard, Heroes, Sports

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_WostO6JJDk[/youtube]

Bill Callahan and Karl Dorrell are both hated by the fans of the teams that they coach. Down in Texas, Dennis Franchione is no different. Despite sitting at 5-2, the blowout loss at Miami and the ass whooping from Texas Tech have the Aggies’ faithful aggy. A loss at Nebraska this weekend might push them over the edge.

The letter in the video is being written to Texas A&M Director of Athletics, Bill Byrne. A word of advice for ya Mr. Byrne.. Go ahead and setup a new email address and phone number just in case you lose to the Cornhuskers.

Tags: Dennis Franchione, Texas A&M, College Football, You Tube, Eminem

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On the You Tube info section for this video the author says “I just wrote a song about my NFL team. That’s all.”, but that’s not all. He mentions his diamonds, his Maserati, his Lexus, his mom’s house, and “around” numerous times. I give him a C- for the overall project. I woulda gave him a C, but he said something about churning butter. If there was a battle between this video and this video, I’d have to go with the latter.

Tags: Pittsburgh Steelers, NFL, Rap, Sports, You Tube, utube

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CxMhc28qGg[/youtube]

Storming the field looks like a fun and safe time for all when you edit it properly.. I’m sure nobody got trampled.. As far as the South Florida Bulls go, live it up. The dream could be over by Sunday morning.

I’m not trying to rain on USF’s parade, but in a season where Appalachian State beats Michigan, Stanford beats USC, and Kentucky takes down LSU, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bulls lost at either Rutgers, Syracuse, or Pittsburgh. Hell, maybe Cincinnati will get ‘em.. Or maybe this college football season is so nuts that South Florida will run the table and end up playing Arizona State for the national championship.

Tags: South Florida, College Football, You Tube, Storming The Field, Bulls