Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain aren’t missing a chance to promote themselves in their quest for the presidency. Hillary’s been out drinking, Barack’s been doing something he calls bowling, and John McCain… He’s sitting back waiting for his chance to sling mud at one of the two.

The candidates set out to prove they’re not your grandfather’s candidates by doing some funny terrible WWE impressions. I thought Hill-Rod, Obama, and McCain would come across more naturally since Washington is like professional wrestling.. With a lot less steroids and way more hookers.

Clinton and Obama say forget the debates and take it to the ring:

Check out this video of Hillary and Obama throwing down like the winner gets the White House.

Tags: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John McCain, WWE, youtube

Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Oscar De La Hoya have different ways of getting ready for their September rematch. Oscar has been dragged into a court battle by Milana Dravnel, and on May 3rd he’ll fight Steve Forbes.. Floyd’s staying in shape by playing in the NBA All-Star celebrity game, and punching Big Show in the face at a WWE PPV event. I’m in the camp that thinks professional wrestling is fake, but it looked like Floyd landed a pretty clean shot.

Tags: Floyd Mayweather, Big Show, WWE, youtube, utube, Oscar De La Hoya

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I can’t tell you that I haven’t, but you’ll never be able to prove that I have.

I would say John Cena’s statement is pretty much gonna sum up any interview George Mitchell’s baseball steroid investigation is able to land. No amount of links to internet pharmacies or accusations by other players is gonna make a guy come out and say “Yeah, I used roids. What of it?”

Steroid use in wrestling isn’t a newsflash.. And overall, steroid use in sports isn’t new, but you don’t hear anybody wanting to put asterisk next to the 70s Steelers or the late 80s A’s. Roids and PEDs are hot button issues, but MLB’s increasing attendance and revenue, combined with our nation’s love for the NFL, tell me that the general public only wants to be entertained.

**MAJOR UPDATE**

When I wrote this post, I trusted that CNN had shown the interview in at least an 80% accurate light. I was wrong. WWE.com has posted two versions of the CNN’s John Cena interview from “Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling”. In response to the actual steroid question, John Cena responds “Absolutely not”. The statement I quoted above was taken from Cena speaking about a broad example.

One question? CNN, WTF?!? I don’t need any help looking like a jackass.. I’m a blogger.. And as a blogger I’m pissed. Bloggers are the ones that are supposed to make up news and fabricate stories just so we can get views hits. If the MSM is gonna start bogartin’ the unethical side of journalism, what will us unemployed lowlifes with keyboards do to entertain nerds that are wasting their company’s time and money reading our blogs?

**End Update**

Cena: Steroids? “Absolutely not”. Courtesy of WWE.com

Tags: John Cena, Steroids, WWE, Baseball, MLB, NFL, CNN Edits Cena Interview