Eli Manning married his longtime girlfriend Abby McGrew over the weekend. The couple wed in Mexico in a small, private ceremony made up of close friends and family.. Speaking of the friends..

The ladies look good but I gotta ask.. Who took this picture? Bill Belichick and co.? I can picture the Patriots head coach in a camouflage hoody, snapping pictures and muttering something about a lucky catch… Eli and Abbey should’ve reached out to the person that handled Pat Burrell’s proposal photos.

Nobody asked him but Drew Rosenhaus has a little pre-marriage advice for Eli Manning. Make her sign a Prenup.

Abby’s been with Eli since college so I’m guessing she’s in it for the long haul. If she stuck by him while everybody in New York hated him, she’s not leaving him now that he’s on top.. Speaking of the top, somebody needs to explain to me what’s going on in New York. What’s the use in being the king of the city if you’re not gonna abuse enjoy your power. First Jay-Z gets married, now Eli Manning. Whatever’s going on, I guarantee Derek Jeter won’t be leaving the game anytime soon.

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