YOU BEEN BLINDED » VITAMIN WATER http://youbeenblinded.com Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:37:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 http://youbeenblinded.com http://youbeenblinded.com/wp-content/mbp-favicon/favicon.ico YOU BEEN BLINDED Video: Vitamin Water All-Stars Train For Space http://youbeenblinded.com/video-vitamin-water-all-stars-train-for-space/1672 http://youbeenblinded.com/video-vitamin-water-all-stars-train-for-space/1672#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:33:10 +0000 HG http://youbeenblinded.com/?p=1672 A few months back I had some photos from a Vitamin Water commercial shoot featuring Brian Urlacher, Adrian Peterson, David Ortiz, Dwight Howard, 50 Cent and Carrie Underwood dressed as astronauts. Here’s the finished product.

There you have it. Vitamin Water will help you beat the Russians in cosmonaut training. That’s good because it does nothing for you nutritionally.

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]]> http://youbeenblinded.com/video-vitamin-water-all-stars-train-for-space/1672/feed 0 Brian Urlacher Has Time For Vitamin Water http://youbeenblinded.com/brian-urlacher-has-time-for-vitamin-water/1150 http://youbeenblinded.com/brian-urlacher-has-time-for-vitamin-water/1150#comments Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:50:44 +0000 HG http://youbeenblinded.com/brian-urlacher-has-time-for-vitamin-water/
Brian Urlacher, 50 Cent, Carrie Underwood, and Adrian Peterson

Vitamin Water discovered a formula that works for them and they’re ridin’ it til the wheels fall off. Grab a couple of names from a cross-section of sports or entertainment, put them in situations that we would never imagine, and boom it’s a new commercial.

This time around Kool-Aid Lite Vitamin Water rounded up Brian Urlacher, 50 Cent, Carrie Underwood, and Adrian Peterson at the Ironbound Recreation Center in New Jersey to do some boxing and possibly some sort of water related sport. When they weren’t filming the ad, 50 Cent used his free time to hit on Carrie Underwood.

50 was trying to put his bid in but it’s probably Urlacher that Underwood should look out for. As Young Lifestyle points out, #54 has a thing for blondes(Paris Hilton and Tara Reid), and he’s got plenty of time on his hands.

More Pics at Young Lifestyle

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]]> http://youbeenblinded.com/brian-urlacher-has-time-for-vitamin-water/1150/feed 0 SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS http://youbeenblinded.com/super-bowl-commercials/951 http://youbeenblinded.com/super-bowl-commercials/951#comments Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:16:28 +0000 HG http://youbeenblinded.com/super-bowl-commercials/ The Super Bowl commercials will be talked about almost as much as the Super Bowl itself. Here are some of the commercials you liked, hated, or missed on Super Sunday.

DIET PEPSI MAX “NOD”

Diet Pepsi Max: Nod – Pepsi-Cola

AUDI “GODFATHER”

Godfather – Audi

BUD LIGHT “BREATH OF FIRE”

Breath of Fire – Bud Light

UNDER ARMOUR “THE FUTURE IS OURS”

The Future is Ours – Under Armour

BRIDGESTONE “SCREAMS”

Screams – Bridgestone

FEDEX “CARRIER PIGEONS”

Carrier Pigeons – FedEx

CARS.COM “PLAN B”

Plan B – Cars.com

PROCTOR AND GAMBLE “MY TALKING STAIN”

My Talking Stain – Procter & Gamble

BUDWEISER “CLYDESDALE TRAINING”

Clydesdale Training – Budweiser

SOBE LIFE WATER “THRILLER”

Sobe Life Water: Thriller – Pepsi-Cola

PLANTERS PEANUTS “UNIBROW”

Planters Peanuts: Unibrow – Kraft Foods


T-MOBILE “D-WADE MAKES CHARLES’ 5″

Anytime – T-Mobile

CARS.COM “WITCH DOCTOR”

Witch Doctor – Cars.com

SALESGENIE.COM “PANDA BEARS”

Panda Bears – SalesGenie.com

VITAMIN WATER “SHAQ THE JOCKEY”

Vitamin Water: Saddle Up – Coca-Cola

BUD LIGHT “THE WHEEL”

The Wheel – Bud Light


ICEBREAKERS “CARMEN ELECTRA”

Icebreakers: Carmen Electra – Hershey’s

E*TRADE “SO EASY”

So Easy – E*TRADE

NFL “YOU SHOULD PLAY FOOTBALL-CHESTER PITTS”

You Should Play Football – NFL

BUD LIGHT “JACKIE MOON-WILL FERRELL”

Jackie Moon – Bud Light

MOMENT OF TRUTH “CHAD JOHNSON”

Chad Johnson’s Moment of Truth – 20th Century Fox

VICTORIA’S SECRET “WHEN YOU’RE NEAR ME”

When You’re Near Me – Victoria’s Secret

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Whew…. I got nervous when my buddy called me and said “yo, have you seen that video of T-Mac in a skirt tossing a sheep?” I’m happy to report that the video is just a commercial for vitamin water. At least this explains the chronic back problems. I’m pretty sure the PETA nuts folks will have some sort of mutton beef with the CGI abuse of a ewe… After they get done with Michael Vick’s cousin of course. 

**POST UPDATE**

A couple of my peoples got at me about not posting the Urlacher/Ortiz badminton vitamin water commercial. Yes I’ve seen it, no I didn’t want to post it because THIS IS ABOUT THE ROCKETS. Proving that I’m occassionally a nice guy (or that I have no backbone) here’s the commercial:

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T-Mac tossing a sheep. Courtesy of You Tube

Brian Urlacher and David Ortiz dominating badminton. Courtesy of You Tube

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