Just when you thought the circus around LeBron James free agency and his impending decision to announce where he’ll play next season couldn’t get crazier, a fan of one of the teams with the potential to sign him has driven himself crazy with desire for the King.

Going by the name BWRBrett, he grabbed his guitar and a camera to call LeBron the “man of his dreams,” threatens promised to “give it to him all night” and says he’ll kill himself if LeBron doesn’t come to the Los Angeles Clippers.

Yup, unfortunately for the few members of Clippers Nation, he’s a fan of the Clippers. It was bad enough accepting that our free agency meeting with LeBron was a total joke to him, the rest of the NBA and all humanity, but now this guy has taken to offering LeBron gay sex if he signs with Los Angeles. He didn’t stop there either, coming up with one more musical plea for King James. Check it out below.

No word yet on whether LeBron has seen the video through his new Twitter account, but I highly doubt there’s room for two Kings in his palace.

-Will.

Will R. is a journalist/writer who covers sports, news and music for several websites. His music work can be found on www.WestCoastRydaz.com

South Park went in on Tiger Woods and sex-addiction to kick-off their 14th season on Comedy Central. The commercials showing Tiger’s speech and Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Jordan at sex rehab with Tiger are nothing compared to the Thanksgiving reenactment (via Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011 and Xbox) of Elin Woods attacking Tiger with a golf club. And I can’t believe Kenny in a Batman costume dying of autoerotic asphyxiation didn’t make into the promos.

Elin Woods Beating Tiger Woods on South Park:

Tiger Woods Hit with Golf Club on South Park:

Tiger and Elin Woods Battle with Golf Clubs on South Park:

Ben Roethlisberger Gives Sound Advice on South Park:

Do I need to say anything? Everybody have a safe holiday and be sure to email me tons of gifts.

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