Former Toronto Blue Jay (and New York Yankee) Jesse Barfield takes some time away from his blog to share a few stories from back in the day and to explain why female MLB attendance is down. I can’t find any evidence that says the ladies are staying away from the ballpark, but Jesse says it’s because baggy uniforms prevent women from checking out the player’s asses.. If you say so Jesse, if you say so.

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After checking out the commercials by the Minnesota Twins and the Toronto Blue Jays, the Texas Rangers decided to drop a few of their own. Let’s go to the video tape:

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That was a commercial for a baseball team? Ok Texas, you’re off to a bad start. Let’s give it another try.

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The kid falling over was funny but what’s the point of the commercial? Let’s give the Rangers one last chance.

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Better than the first two but still far from good. The biggest problem I have is the lack of star power. Where are the players? I would say that the commercials are killing attendance, but Seattle had better commercials and they’re barely pulling more people than Texas. The Twins and Blue Jays fall behind the Rangers in the attendance standings and they both had solid spots. The Rangers better enjoy the fans now because nobody’s coming out to the yard after the fire sale.

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A so so takeoff on the Seinfeld Steinbrenner. If Ace would have hit The Boss with the bat, then they mighta been on to something. If nothing else, the video gives me a chance to talk about Time magazine’s Ten Most Notorious Presidential Pardons.

The list was made before Scooter Libby got a pass, in anticipation of Bush looking out for his boy. To my surprise, George Steinbrenner came in at #7. I had no idea George was rollin like that.

Indicted on 14 criminal counts on April 5, 1974, the owner of the New York Yankees plead guilty to obstruction of justice and conspiring to make illegal contributions to President Richard Nixon’s re-election campaign.

Steinbrenner got let off the hook by Ronald Reagan in ’89, proving that he really is a Boss. Ah, 1989.. One year after the Yankees traded Jay Buhner.

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