Tony Kornheiser and Brad Childress look alike because they share the same balding pattern, wear glasses, and work with black guys. And because all white guys look the same. Michael Wilbon referred to the resemblance as frightening. TK had fun with the comparison Friday on PTI by dressing up as Chili for Halloween. Read the full story

I’m glad to see that no matter how uptight ESPN gets, they always have room for some penis humor. I would expect that type of thing from Sean Salisbury, but not from Mike Tirico, Tony Kornheiser, and Ron Jaworski.

TK: You just mentioned Chad Johnson, Rudi Johnson, and Jeremy Johnson.

RJ: That is correct.

MT: And don’t forget that Landon Johnson scored a defensive touchdown.

TK: Absolutely. And we have another story later if we can get to it about somebody almost named Johnson.

RJ: Do you know who the biggest Johnson is?

TK: Noooooooo.. (Laughing)

RJ: It’s Jeremy. He came to camp over 300 pounds. He had to lose 20 pounds before they allowed him to practice. Big fella.

TK: I’m gonna let you have that all by yourself. (Laughing).. Followed by 13 seconds of silence in the booth.

I was laughing at the fact that Tony was laughing. I loved how Tirico kept a low profile during the whole discusssion.. You would think he would have something to add to the conversation. I thought Ditka would fart in the booth during the second game, just to one up the A team, but unless it was silent and deadly, it never happened.

Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury. Courtesy of Deadspin

Tags: Monday Night Football, ESPN, Tony Kornheiser, Sophomoric Humor