Serena Williams is clearly an American tennis player although I couldn’t blame her if she applied for dual citizenship in Australia. My girlfriend Serena has won the Australian Open singles title 3 times, and she’s in the final for singles and doubles this year.

Making it to the finals in both singles and doubles has given Serena Williams a few distinctions. First, she passed Annika Sorenstam and now holds the title for most career prize money won by a female athlete. Second, if she wins the Australian Open singles title she’ll be one of seven women with 10 or more Grand Slam victories. Third, she’s extended her lead in the “Female athlete with the most junk in the trunk” category.

You can’t rely on American men in major tennis tournaments, but you can always count on Serena Williams and her booty. That doesn’t mean she reaches the finals of every tournament she enters. I mean that win or lose, Serena’s body is one of a champion. Like my man Bill D. said after seeing Serena in person for the first time, “That’s a woman. You gotta be somebody like Ray Lewis to handle all of that.” I hope Common’s been hitting the gym.

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A couple of days ago I posted some pictures of Serena Williams and Common surfing in Hawaii and now here’s the video.

It’s the same shots you’ve seen except you get the added benefit of seeing Serena fall off of her board and struggle past some slippery rocks. Whoever was on the camera spends the last minute of the video focused on Serena’s booty. I’m not mad at that.

This video is from Serena’s visit to Nike’s World Headquarters, and I’m glad to see the Swoosh keeping it gangsta with the unedited version of Soulja Boy’s song. They probably got away with it because Phil Knight and company can’t understand the music and don’t know that they’re blasting “Superman that Hoe” with children present.

I’m glad Serena won but I couldn’t tell if she was at the U.S. Open or The Price is Right. Now excuse me while I watch from :27 to :36 on an endless loop.

I’m not really into the DSRL. I tried picking it up last season but the league was weak with most of the best players living in third world countries. And besides, I know the Oreo people aren’t concerned with who wins the Double Stuffed race. They just wanted to pass a subliminal double stuffed oreo image on to consumers.

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Don King’s (self-)promotional skills helped him land a job with Nike pushing The Grapple in the Apple featuring Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer. What happens to the campaign if one of them bows out early? I don’t know. And Don probably doesn’t either, but he doesn’t need to. As you can see in the video all Don needs are some names and dates and he’ll handle the rest. And for once I’m glad Don King was talking so much. It saved us from hearing more from Arthel Neville… The daughter of Art Neville and a former girlfriend of Shaquille O’Neal.

Don’t get me wrong. Arthel has credentials. She’s had some great gigs, but she’s obviously dying to get out of San Diego. She spent the entire time kissing up to the Fox folks in New York, especially Roger Ailes. Arthel better be on the lookout for the rapper Nas.

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Wyclef Jean of Fugees fame has written a new anthem, Venus (I’m Ready), in honor of tennis star Venus Williams. The song will be used throughout Venus’ run at the U.S. Open.

Wyclef Jean and Venus Williams met during a taping of the Sundance Channel’s “Iconoclasts”, a show that pairs two famous people from different fields for a conversation about their crafts and lives. The show and the song have left Venus very impressed with Wyclef.

“I have been a fan of Wyclef’s for many years, from his work with the Fugees to his success as a solo artist,” said Venus Williams. “He’s a fantastic writer, singer, producer and performer whose music crosses genres and touches people’s lives. I am specially impressed by Wyclef’s dedication to humanitarian causes and his strong sense of character. I was so happy to meet Wyclef and work with him on our ‘Iconoclasts’ episode but not even in my wildest imagination, did I expect that such a beautiful song would be one of the outcomes from meeting Wyclef. He is an amazing human being and it is truly an honor for me to be recognized in such a wonderful way by such a gifted musician and exceptional person.”

I don’t know if Hank Kuehne and Venus Williams are still together but if they are, Hank’s in trouble… Venus sounds sprung.

Now that Serena Williams sees her big sis with a Wyclef Jean theme song I wonder if she’ll counter with something from Will I Am or go with the classic Tennis Ball I.

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Tennis superstar Serena Williams isn’t ashamed of having a big booty. In fact, she does what I wish I could do. She embraces it.

Serena Williams doesn’t worry about being sexy on the court, she just lets her best assets do the talking. Fresh off her gold medal victory in the Olympic tennis women’s doubles with sister Venus, Serena spoke about her grand slam body again.

I have large boobs and a sizable ass, so I guess the title comes with the territory. But I just play tennis. I always try to look my best, even though it’s hard to look your best when you’re sweating, grunting, and making faces. I never look my best when I’m playing. I love my smile. My smile and my cleavage. I think they go really well together.

I think my smile and her cleavage would go really well together until Serena punched me in the face and called the cops. Serena Williams doesn’t do it for a lot of people, but I’m right there with Jamie Foxx when it comes to her.

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Venus and Serena Williams will face each other in the Wimbledon final for the third time in their careers. Saturday will mark the seventh time the sisters have battled in a Grand Slam final with the younger Serena holding a 5-1 record over big sis. Venus Williams is a five-time Wimbledon champion, but it’s gonna take every bit of her record setting serve for her to beat Serena for her sixth title.

People have said Serena and Venus play against each other like the outcome is predetermined. Venus Williams is quick to shoot down that theory.

“Our main focus is obviously both of us getting to the final. Then, from there, it’s every Williams for themself.”

You would think that Venus and Serena’s father Richard Williams would be front and center for the match, but the only thing he hates more than the white man is watching his daughters go head-to-head.

“I can’t stand to watch them play. I can never do that. It makes me nervous.”

More Venus and Serena:
Venus and Serena Williams update
Venus Williams graduation party
Serena Williams: “I have a big ass”
Serena bikini pictures

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