There are three different reports going on when the world’s greatest golfer will return to the golf course. Tiger Woods will return for the Tavistock Cup, Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill, or The Masters. In other words nobody is sure when he’ll be back. Tiger has dominated the sports news since Thanksgiving, and now TI is making sure Woods’ infamy spreads to the dance floor. The Atlanta-based rapper spit’s on Usher’s new song “Guilty” and name drops Woods.

“If she sayin’ she’s the victim in this case then what am I/ She got proof, well I got alibis too/ I never been on bullshit … she ain’t caught me on no Tiger Woods shit/ Do what I expected when she met me/ Ballin’ against the law/ Shawty arrest me then.”

There will be more Tiger Woods references in rap over the next year than there used to be “kickin’ like Pele” lines. Somebody needs to sample this:

T.I. Name-Checks Tiger Woods On Leaked Usher Song [MTV.com]

This ode to Serena Williams‘ ability to slide back and forth on the tennis court is brought to us by Da Big Minutes. I was just saying that somebody needs to make a song that repeats Serena’s name 45,000 times. Thank you Mr. Minutes.

It’s not Tennis Ball but it’s better than anything I’d put out. I can’t wait to hear DBM repeat Svetlana Kuznetsova over and over in his next song.

*Download the Shaquille O’Neal Kobe Bryant Diss*

Listen to Shaq dissing Kobe:

As soon as the Boston Celtics clinched the NBA championship I sent a text to one of my boys asking “How happy do you think Shaq is right now?” After listening to The Big Biggie’s latest, the answer to the question is “very”.. Even if Shaq is telling Stephen A. Smith that there’s no beef between himself and Kobe. The easiest way to tell that two people are getting along well is when one of them makes a diss track about the other.

Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant didn’t get along in Los Angeles for a number of reasons, but the straw that broke the Diesel’s back stemmed from Bryant’s 2003 arrest. Kobe made some comments to the police regarding Shaq’s handling of women on the side and of course those statements were leaked. It only took five years for Shaq to respond and I’m glad he did.

From TMZ.com:

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”

The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

I thought Shaq and Kobe made up? I guess that deal is off.

The way I see it Kobe has two options of how to go back at Shaq.

Let’s hope he doesn’t choose to respond like this:

There’s no way KB24 can deal with Shaq-Fu on the mic so they’ll have to take it to the court.

Shaq had no idea it was coming but it cracks me up every time to watch Kobe dunk on O’Neal. The best part is Phil Jackson looking like “Kobe don’t….”Download the Shaquille O’Neal Kobe Bryant Diss

Shaquille O’Neal, Kobe Bryant Diss, video, youtube, utube

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There have been a number of people requesting that I post the open for NBC’s Sunday Night Football even though it’s available on You Tube. I hope you’re happy… You’ve fallen right into NBC’s trap.

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The homeboy Eskay at Nah Right put me on to this song. First things first, it’s not actually Michael Vick rapping, it’s not a Bad Newz remex. It’s more than likely this dude, and the song is idiotic to say the least. It doesn’t matter which side of the argument you’re on regarding the Vick situation, making a song about  electrocuting dogs is ignorant. Don’t believe me?

“Mike Vick” Let Them Dogs Fight

Told ya… When it comes to the Michael Vick case I didn’t tell ya. I thought it was suspicious that the feds were saying an indictment was unlikely, but I believed them when they told the league and the Falcons that no indictment was coming. That was dumb. They were leaving the door open for the eventual indictment. More on this soon..

Mike Vick- Let Them Dogs Fight. Courtesy of Nah Right