Serena Williams is the First Lady of YBB because not only can she dominate her sport, she has an ass that can crash a server.

My future-ex has teamed up with Tampax and her first commercial features Serena and Mother Nature trading comments via press conferences. It’s a real menstrual show. Read the full story

This ode to Serena Williams‘ ability to slide back and forth on the tennis court is brought to us by Da Big Minutes. I was just saying that somebody needs to make a song that repeats Serena’s name 45,000 times. Thank you Mr. Minutes. Read the full story

Serena Williams channeled John McEnroe on crack at the end of her U.S. Open semifinal match with Kim Clijsters and it cost her a trip the finals. Serena’s chances were already in bad shape because she dropped the first set 6-4 and was trailing 6-5, 15-30 in the second set. The line judge made the mistake of calling a foot fault after Serena had faulted on her first serve. Ms. Williams responded by offering to shove a tennis ball down the line judge’s throat. Read the full story

Serena Williams picked up a 4-6, 6-3, 6-4 victory over Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez in the third round of the French Open on Saturday, but her post match comments will be remembered more than her win.

Serena said she doesn’t like the circus around her, and that she feels like “one of those girls on a reality show that has all the drama, and everyone in the house hates them because no matter what they do, like, drama follows them,” and then started some drama by letting the cheat word slip out. Read the full story

Serena Williams photo shoot. I had myself at Serena. If YOU’VE been on YOU Been Blinded for five seconds you know I’ve got a thing for Ms. Williams. I don’t care when she’s talking about her big ass, or large boobs. I get my fix from looking at her. Read the full story

• Serena Williams will play in the single and doubles finals of the Australian Open

Serena Williams is clearly an American tennis player although I couldn’t blame her if she applied for dual citizenship in Australia. My girlfriend Serena has won the Australian Open singles title 3 times, and she’s in the final for singles and doubles this year.

Making it to the finals in both singles and doubles has given Serena Williams a few distinctions. First, she passed Annika Sorenstam and now holds the title for most career prize money won by a female athlete. Second, if she wins the Australian Open singles title she’ll be one of seven women with 10 or more Grand Slam victories. Third, she’s extended her lead in the “Female athlete with the most junk in the trunk” category. Read the full story

• Serena Williams and Andy Roddick joke back and forth about a match played 16 years ago

The latest war of words at the Australian Open doesn’t involve fanbases that will be throwing chairs at each other. This battle is an all-American affair featuring Serena Williams, Andy Roddick, and a tennis match played in 1993.

Williams and Roddick squared off while both were training in Delray Beach, Florida. Serena says she won 6-1, Andy says it was 6-4, but either way both admit that Serena won.

Even though she’s joking, Serena is putting a lot on her victory over Roddick.. Even going as far as doing the “I beat A, A beat B and C, so I can beat B and C” math. Read the full story