Keep working at it fellas but I’m sure Ocho will send you some mustard, or deodorant for your effort.

So who’s the best rapper in the history of the NBA? The folks at Hardknock TV asked Brandon Roy and Amare Stoudemire and they both agreed on the same player-rapper.

Shaq’s the best rapper in the NBA? That’s the only championship he’ll be picking up this summer. And if the Lakers don’t win it all we’ll be in for the “How’s my Ass Taste” remix.

As Kuselias points out Tom Brady has three rings, but it must have been the football gods, not Giselle and her boyfriend, that were pissed off at Usi’s rap. A month and a half after spittin’ “Tell me how my ring taste” Umenyiora injured his knee and was out for the season. Bill Parcells will have to amend his quarterback commandments to include ‘Thou shall not diss Tom Brady’.

C.J. Miles or “Jilla” is supplementing his NBA income by making a guest appearance on the mixtape of former teammate Dee Brown. The tape, “Unwritten”, was supposed to come out last year, but was put on hold until Brown handled some business in Europe.

C.J. Miles has a myspace page, but there’s not a lot going on there. Dee Brown’s website looks pretty good, as it should, with all of Dee’s free time. The mixtape will probably be pushed back indefinitely since Brown is still looking to catch on with a team, and a rapping fringe player doesn’t appeal to NBA squads.

Here’s another track from Dee Brown’s mixtape. C.J. Miles isn’t the only former teammate to rep on “Unwritten”. Check out the open by Derek Fisher.

C.J. Miles, Dee Brown, mixtape, NBA

The negative reaction to Shaq asking Kobe how his ass taste is overblown. Shaq was out at a club having some fun, and now the sheriff that supported broadcasting female prisoners sitting on the toilet on the internet is stripping him of fake badges.. The world needs to lighten up. He dissed Kobe Bryant not Barack Obama.. And since people are dissing Kobe Bryant, why wouldn’t his accuser from Colorado make her own diss track?

If you somehow missed the video the first time around here’s the extended version:

Super agent Drew Rosenhaus comes to Shaq’s defense:

Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O’Neal, youtube, utube, Drew Rosenhaus

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Listen to Shaq dissing Kobe:

As soon as the Boston Celtics clinched the NBA championship I sent a text to one of my boys asking “How happy do you think Shaq is right now?” After listening to The Big Biggie’s latest, the answer to the question is “very”.. Even if Shaq is telling Stephen A. Smith that there’s no beef between himself and Kobe. The easiest way to tell that two people are getting along well is when one of them makes a diss track about the other.

Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant didn’t get along in Los Angeles for a number of reasons, but the straw that broke the Diesel’s back stemmed from Bryant’s 2003 arrest. Kobe made some comments to the police regarding Shaq’s handling of women on the side and of course those statements were leaked. It only took five years for Shaq to respond and I’m glad he did.

From TMZ.com:

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”

The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

I thought Shaq and Kobe made up? I guess that deal is off.

The way I see it Kobe has two options of how to go back at Shaq.

Let’s hope he doesn’t choose to respond like this:

There’s no way KB24 can deal with Shaq-Fu on the mic so they’ll have to take it to the court.

Shaq had no idea it was coming but it cracks me up every time to watch Kobe dunk on O’Neal. The best part is Phil Jackson looking like “Kobe don’t….”Download the Shaquille O’Neal Kobe Bryant Diss

Shaquille O’Neal, Kobe Bryant Diss, video, youtube, utube

This song is titled “A Tribute to Chad Johnson”, but Ocho Cinco should take this as a diss.. It starts and ends badly, and in between (around 1:30) is the best of the worst. The star of the video loses the beat and tries to pick up his pace to get back on track.. I’m sure CJ is honored.

When I heard “Dat boy good” my mind goes to Coming to America and the introduction for Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate.

Dat boy good.. Good and terrible.

Chad Johnson, Cincinnati Bengals, rap, Dat Boy Good

This track is brought to you by Thomas Scott aka T. Scott, son of the New Orleans Hornets head coach Byron Scott. It’s titled ‘We For Real’, and somebody needs to get a copy of it to the Dallas Mavericks. I picked the Mavs to pull of the 1st round upset over the Hornets, but apparently Dallas thought they were gonna reputation their way to the next round instead of playing ball. Now the Mavericks find themselves in a hole with their franchise’s entire identity in the balance. Falling apart against the Heat in the finals followed by a first round ousting at the hands of the eighth seeded Golden St. Warriors was bad enough. Getting eliminated from the playoffs this year without putting up a fight should force Cuban to shake up the team and the coaching staff.

New Orleans Hornets, NBA, Rap, video, youtube

A Knob is a 4th classmen, or a freshman in the real world, and as you can hear, Knobs get treated like crap. They only get scraps to eat, and they get yelled at all day. It’s kinda like interning for Naomi Campbell, with a mandatory military uniform dress code.. I was born into a VMI family, but I’ll give The Citadel a little dap in this case.

Gotta Be On It-Sweatsuits Remix

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