Rampage took some time out of his busy movie making schedule for Playboy’s December 20Q and he doesn’t let us down. Jackson’s answers involve tampons, HotWheels, miscarriages, and Japanese people looking like living robots. In other words he’ll never be part-owner of an NFL team.

Wade Keller at MMA Torch has a preview of Rampage’s responses:

“I actually hated coaching. The job f**king sucked. And they better not ask me to do it again. It’s just f**king too much,” says Quinton “Rampage” Jackson in Playboy’s December 20Q when asked about his role on the reality series The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights www.playboydigital.com Friday, November 13). “I’ve got kids I didn’t see, and I’d bust out crying whenever I looked at their picture. And I ain’t gonna lie – the pay f**king sucked for how much work I did.”

-On who first gave him the nickname Rampage: “I got the nickname from my cousin when I was eight years old. I had a bad temper. When I would lose my temper my family thought it was amusing because I used to huff and hyperventilate. It was bad. … When I was around 15, I tattooed it on my arm myself.”

-On his role in the upcoming remake of The A-Team, the movie that caused him to quit the UFC: “I can’t talk too much about it. I’m doing it now that I’ve finished this reality show. … I used to bond with my father watching The A-Team as a kid. My dad and I are still big fans of the show, so I am basically doing this for the childhood memories.”

-On his arrest last year on felony hit-and-run charges: “A lady tried to sue me and say she had a miscarriage because of the accident, but the DA said it had nothing to do with the miscarriage. Anyway, that’s old news.”

-On the hardest punch he’s ever thrown: “That was in my fight last December when I knocked out Wanderlei Silva. … It was very technical. I think that was the hardest punch I’ve ever thrown. He was out before he hit the ground. … I connected and did everything exactly right. I just felt like butter.”

I could be wrong but shooting a movie doesn’t give Mr. Jackson a lot of time to spend with his kids. But it does give him easy money and the “I’m coming out of retirement” fight. If he’s really done fighting I hope he finds a way to stay in the limelight because he gives some of the best quotes in sports.

UFC?News: Rampage Jackson says he hated coaching The Ultimate Fighter “and they better not ask me to do it again” [MMA Torch]

Let me start this by saying I am in no way making fun of Rampage Jackson… I have all the respect in the world for him.. With that said, dude is a fool, and I mean that with love. The Guardian Unlimited caught up with Quinton in England for a little q&a, and he didn’t disappoint. On the ladies:

People lied to me! They said that women here weren’t good-looking. I went out last night and I saw a whole bunch of good-looking women. I didn’t know you guys had so many Asian women. Y’all don’t know anything about me – I like Asian women. I’ve just been over in Japan with Pride – I was like a kid in a candy store, I should’ve been paying them to keep me out there.

Actually man, we do know about you. With Leather showed us how you like to harass Japanese women while they’re at work. His love of the ladies doesn’t stop with the English or the Asians. On his favorite Disney movie:

Maybe Aladdin. I don’t know what other movies they make, but I like that one. [Huge grin] I like Jasmine. I love Jasmine.

I thought Aladdin was a cool little flick but I didn’t want to sex any of the characters. At this point I’m not even sure if Rampage knows Jasmine’s a cartoon.

This guy is nuts.. Not that we didn’t know that already. Anybody that wants to get into the cage and fight for a living is a little bit off, but Rampage takes the cake. If you want to read Jackson’s takes on religion, Mickey Mouse, and the Junkyard Dog, do yourself a favor and check out the whole interview.

Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson . Courtesy of the Guardian Unlimited

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