Rampage Jackson retired from fighting in September citing problems with the UFC. Jackson claims he was coerced into fights, told what to say by Dana White regarding a delayed fight, and not properly promoted. All of that and he wanted to go play B.A. Baracus in an A-Team movie.

Rampage took some time out of his busy movie making schedule for Playboy’s December 20Q and he doesn’t let us down. Jackson’s answers involve tampons, HotWheels, miscarriages, and Japanese people looking like living robots. In other words he’ll never be part-owner of an NFL team.

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Let me start this by saying I am in no way making fun of Rampage Jackson… I have all the respect in the world for him.. With that said, dude is a fool, and I mean that with love. The Guardian Unlimited caught up with Quinton in England for a little q&a, and he didn’t disappoint. On the ladies:

People lied to me! They said that women here weren’t good-looking. I went out last night and I saw a whole bunch of good-looking women. I didn’t know you guys had so many Asian women. Y’all don’t know anything about me – I like Asian women. I’ve just been over in Japan with Pride – I was like a kid in a candy store, I should’ve been paying them to keep me out there.

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