Let me start this by saying I am in no way making fun of Rampage Jackson… I have all the respect in the world for him.. With that said, dude is a fool, and I mean that with love. The Guardian Unlimited caught up with Quinton in England for a little q&a, and he didn’t disappoint. On the ladies:

People lied to me! They said that women here weren’t good-looking. I went out last night and I saw a whole bunch of good-looking women. I didn’t know you guys had so many Asian women. Y’all don’t know anything about me – I like Asian women. I’ve just been over in Japan with Pride – I was like a kid in a candy store, I should’ve been paying them to keep me out there.

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