I don’t follow Ochocinco on Twitter so I caught this story on Its Never Sunny in Cincinnati, where they have a letter from C.O. that discusses the tats, Carson Palmer, and movies.

The tattoos aren’t overbearing but I don’t know why somebody would want to tattoo their face unless it’s part of their religion or they desperately want attention. Since Chad Ochocinco isn’t the type of guy that would do something just to promote himself, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s joined the Rama Cult.

Ochocinco Goes Mike Tyson on us and Tattoos His Face [Its Never Sunny in Cincinnati]

You can check out more pics of Serena and Common surfing here, here, and here. If you like Serena the way I do I suggest you follow those links.

Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is very open about his political leanings, as he is with everything in his life. Schill is shilling for John McCain and had an interesting encounter with McCain’s wife Cindy at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway.

Shonda Schilling tells the story:

From the Boston Herald:

“We all got separated in this huge room with lots of people,” Mrs. S told the Track. “I walked ahead with (racing legend) Richard Petty while Curt stopped to sign autographs.

“So when he started to walk away, he grabbed Cindy’s hand. She didn’t seem to mind and went along with it,” said Shonda. “But when he realized what he was doing, he held up their hands and said, ‘Hey, Shonda, look at this!’ Suddenly, Richard grabbed my hand and I said, ‘Don’t worry, I’m being taken care of.’ ”

Cindy McCain didn’t seem to mind huh? Maybe she’s like the mom in The Wedding Crashers, or maybe she was happy to be holding anything but her husband’s hand.

Basketball player Sun Yue of China is headed to Los Angeles with hopes of earning a spot on the Lakers’ roster. Yue is excited about playing in the NBA, although he would like to ditch the “Chinese Magic Johnson” label for a new nickname.

From AFP:

“I don’t want to be called the next Magic Johnson,” Sun told the China Daily of the nickname given him to by the Chinese sporting press.

“He was a great player, and he has everything you could ask for in a coach but I don’t think I am going to pattern my game after him in my rookie year,” he said of the legendary player and Lakers part-owner.

Already Chinese fans in Los Angeles are calling him “Sun Wukong,” after the mythical “Monkey King,” the legendary simian hero of the Chinese Buddhist literary classic “Journey to the West.”

“For the fans to already have these kinds of plans (to name me Monkey King) is really great support for me.”

Sun Yue is making the right move. There’s no need to put any pressure on himself with the Chinese Magic Johnson nickname. It sets the fans’ expectations too high. It’s much better to be called the Monkey King, based on a 16th century cartoon about a superhero monkey that battled dragons and demons. Now Sun Yue has some goals he can achieve.

Erin Andrews is the most popular female sideline reporter in the history of sports due to her great looks and the number of horny men with an internet connection. The affect she has on guys is incredible. Coaches grab her and athletes get flustered, but it hasn’t inflated her ego.

While Erin Andrews is the undisputed Queen of sideline reporters/sports broadcasters that doesn’t make her the number one pick in the black community. Pam Oliver is the most discussed black female reporter at my barbershop, and Danyelle Sargent was incredible before she met her demise. I’ll leave it up to you though, who is the black equivalent of Erin Andrews?

Pam Oliver- Pam is a staple of the NFL on Fox. She was instantly moved to legendary status when the infamous “Pam in dem jeans” photo surfaced on the ‘net.

Lisa Salters- At 5′2″ Lisa Salters holds the distinction of being the shortest woman to ever play for the Penn State women’s basketball team. Size doesn’t matter.

Stephanie Ready- Probably the most interesting woman in the group. Stephanie is the first woman to coach in a men’s professional league, has worked the sidelines for the Charlotte Bobcats and TNT, and will sell you a house on the side.

Sage Steele- I don’t catch to much of ESPN First Take but I haven’t been seeing Sage Steele lately? Norby, don’t make me come up there.

Reischea Canidate- Reischea is the sleeper in the group. She’s sexy as hell but her talent is being wasted on ESPNNews. More people would be jockin her if she had a higher profile.


Danyelle Sargent- A personal favorite here at YBB. We miss her presence on ESPNNews. How long does a sista have to pay for one SMALL mistake?

An Atlanta area woman filed a restraining order against Shaquille O’Neal last week stating the Phoenix Suns center was stalking her. Alexis Miller, who goes by the rap name Mary Jane, claims O’Neal threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls to her as well.

That’s a bad look for the big fella if all of the things mentioned in the restraining order are true. A former make up artist for Alexis Miller/Mary Jane doubts her story.

From Necole Bitchie:

As her previous make up artist and shoulder to cry on I know the facts. I know her personally and I feel very sorry for her because she is borderline Bi-Polar with a young child. Yes, she was Shaq’s jump off for two years, waiting for him to end it with his wife. Shaq has flown her from coast to coast in his Jet on his time for his needs.

Alexis was a Flight Attended turned Rapper (not singer)..trying to make it big for over a year now in Atlanta. The sh*t hit the fan when he kept promising her to pay for her breast augmentation (boob job) for over a year now, scheduling the surgery for her but would cancel when he heard rumors that she was stepping out with other Men in Atl.

Who knows if this info is real or not but it makes sense. Shaunie O’Neal announces that she and Shaq have worked things out and then a few days later the chick on the side comes up with a restraining order. On the flipside, if Alexis isn’t bs’n Shaquille O’Neal has been in a karmic funk since asking Kobe how his ass taste. He’s been stripped of two honorary sheriff badges, he can’t sell his Florida mansion, the Mamba took over China and increased his global presence, and now Shaq’s hit with a restraining order. The Diesel should drop a Kobe how that gold feel track before things get any worse.

Shaquille O’Neal, Alexis Miller, Mary Jane

Fans of the classic television show Knight Rider are probably counting down the days until the series’ September 24th return to the airways. KITT’s a Shelby now instead of a Trans-Am, but this weekend Kitt will be a Ford Car of Tomorrow driven by Travis Kvapil, not Michael Knight.

As part of the partnership, Travis Kvapil will drive the specially painted No. 28 “Knight Rider” Ford for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Bristol Motor Speedway on Saturday.

“The stealth look and feel of the car coupled with Travis Kvapil at the helm has us very excited about this race,” said John Miller, chief marketing officer at NBC Universal Television Group and president of the NBC Agency. “This event exemplifies the adrenaline and action the ‘Knight Rider’ series will deliver.”

The Yates Racing team needs to figure out how to slip some of KITT’s features past inspection. They need to hook the car up with some turbo boost because slapping a logo on the car isn’t enough to move Travis Kvapil up the standings.

Knight Rider, NASCAR, KITT, pictures

Tennis superstar Serena Williams isn’t ashamed of having a big booty. In fact, she does what I wish I could do. She embraces it.

Serena Williams doesn’t worry about being sexy on the court, she just lets her best assets do the talking. Fresh off her gold medal victory in the Olympic tennis women’s doubles with sister Venus, Serena spoke about her grand slam body again.

I have large boobs and a sizable ass, so I guess the title comes with the territory. But I just play tennis. I always try to look my best, even though it’s hard to look your best when you’re sweating, grunting, and making faces. I never look my best when I’m playing. I love my smile. My smile and my cleavage. I think they go really well together.

I think my smile and her cleavage would go really well together until Serena punched me in the face and called the cops. Serena Williams doesn’t do it for a lot of people, but I’m right there with Jamie Foxx when it comes to her.

Serena Williams, tennis, pictures, photos