A nude photo of Gisele Bundchen(NSFW) is set to be auctioned on April 10th at Christie’s in New York. You can settle down right now because the picture is expected to go for $30-40,000. I know a rich NFL qb is probably much more “secure” than I am, but Tom better get down to the auction and make sure he leaves with Gisele’s picture. While that price is beyond the reach of the ordinary man, I know one guy that will be bidding heavily. Eli Manning. The Giants quarterback isn’t gonna let a chance to stick it to his family’s sworn enemy pass him by. The miraculous game winning Super Bowl drive followed by throwing Gisele’s nude pic up in the Giants locker room would take the Brady-Manning Bros./Boston-New York rivalry to the next level.

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The female body is a beautiful object that should be held up and glorified. It could never receive enough praise. Amanda Beard recently joined the list of athletes to pose nude for Playboy, and hopefully more follow her. Here’s the women from the sports world that the magazine should be trying to land:

Anna Kournikova: She owes us. We supported her on her looks alone, and then we continued to support her when we knew she couldn’t play. She’s essentially the Russian, tennis playing, Paris Hilton.. Trust us Anna, the magazine is the classier route.

Serena and Venus Williams: I know what you’re thinking but no… Something along the lines of them getting undressed in the locker room, and then taking to the court to pose with the rackets or in the umpire’s chair. Now back to your idea…

Erin Andrews: A sexy, former cheerleader, that had the internet and college baseball teams goin nuts is a no brainer. She has the classic bunny look and Mike Gillespie Sr. says she’s a solid 9 1/2 binoculars in his book.

Danica Patrick: She’s cute, fiesty, and fast. I can see her on the cover unzipping her fire retardant jumpsuit and inside the mag rockin nothing but her helmet. I can also see her stomping around and then shoving the photographer if she doesn’t like the pictures.

Pam Oliver: The pic doesn’t do her justice, but I didn’t want to link to the you tube clip of her in dem jeans. If she ever poses for the magazine good luck getting a copy before Joe Buck buys them all.

So there’s no confusion about the way I want these pics to turn out, here’s KG and Steph:

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