I can predict the future. Last week I said I would improve my record by two games and I ended up going 7-5. The sad thing is I was 5-1 at one point and then Sunday afternoon/Monday night happened and I fell apart. The Packers, Cardinals, Jags, and Saints stopped my roll and left my season mark at 57-49-1. Read the full story

It’s not often that you can go to an NFL game for free but National Football Post is giving you that chance. All you have to do is register here and be close to a city with Southwest Airlines. Read the full story

If you’re using my picks for anything other than entertainment purposes you’re a moron. You’d be better off having your girlfriend or dog or dog girlfriend if you’re the Steve Phillips type making the picks for you. I went 5-6-1 last week and picked beauties like Tampa Bay, Cleveland, and Oakland. They lost by a combined 104-10. I should barely be allowed to pick my own clothes let alone pick football games. Read the full story

I said last week “The NFL season is taking shape which means picking games against the spread should be getting easier” and then posted a 7-6 record in week six. I’m one game above .500 the last two weeks but 45-38 overall. Read the full story

Meet Kyle Orton and Jeff Reed. Two NFL players that enjoy liquor in two very different ways. The Neckbeard is a fun-drinker; he’ll take regrettable pictures like pretending to service his buddy, but all in all he doesn’t mean any harm. Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed is a disorderly drinker. At least that’s what Pittsburgh police say. Read the full story

According to The Wall Street Journal roughly 10 percent of NFL players have long-hair. And 104 of the 164 long-haired players are on the defensive side of the ball.

One reason for that is it’s legal to tackle a guy by his wig. Remember when Larry Johnson dragged Troy Polamalu down by the mane? Read the full story

Week two of the 2009 NFL season is about to begin and already teams are looking at hard times. The Eagles are without Donovan McNabb, LT won’t go for the Chargers, and the Lions still haven’t won a football game since the 2007 season. My picks are off to a less than spectacular start too. I’m 8-6 so far but it’s all downhill from here.. Read the full story