South Park kicks off their 14th season tomorrow night and the first episode of the new campaign deals with sex addiction. Celebrity sex addiction to be more accurate. You already know Tiger Woods is going to be on South Park. The latest commercial for the season premiere shows Tiger with plenty of famous company including Michael Jordan, Ben Roethlisberger and David Letterman.

The Jordan-Roethlisberger connection makes sense for more than one reason. They’re both Nike guys and rumors suggests MJ is the ringleader of the athlete’s traveling sex circus. Jordan’s softball game in the Bahamas is a good example of this. There’s no sex in that video but you can how the boys (and Usual Suspects) pour out when Mike calls. Hopefully this South Park episode lives up to the hype. Read the full story

Michael Jordan retired from the game of basketball for the first time on October 6, 1993, citing his lack of passion to play the game. Jordan was in his prime at 29 years old, had won seven scoring titles, and the Chicago Bulls had just won their third consecutive NBA championship with MJ as the Finals MVP. Mike and the Bulls had a chance to match the 1962-66 Boston Celtics by winning a fourth consecutive title, but instead Jordan chose to walk away.

Michael Jeffery Jordan. The man many think of as the most driven athlete of all-time suddenly lost his love for the game he was starting to dominate like no other. Imagine Kobe Bryant announcing his retirement after the 2002 season or after winning the title last year. It wouldn’t make sense. Guys like that always want more and know their place in history. They don’t leave the game until they’re a shell of themselves. Like Michael eventually did almost 10 years after his first retirement (and five years after his second retirement) in 2003. Read the full story

Michael Jordan held a celebrity softball game on the grounds of the Atlantis hotel in the Bahamas. The rosters included Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Roger Clemens, Wayne Gretzky, Marcus Allen, Ben Roethlisberger, Spike Lee, Johnny Damon, Brandi Chastain, and Mia Hamm. If Michael Jordan asks you to be somewhere you have to be there. Unless you’re Tiger Woods. He gets a pass this year. Read the full story

Michael Jordan is suing two Chicago-area grocery stores for using his likeness in ads without his permission. The ads were to congratulate MJ for being accepted into the Basketball Hall of Fame but that’s not the point. Mike is about his chedda.

Grocers Jewel and Dominick’s are named in the suit for infringing on Jordan’s image. Read the full story

Michael Jordan joined Miami Heat President Pat Riley for the Cleveland Cavaliers-Miami Heat game. I know people are gonna find it strange that MJ was at the game since he’s the head of basketball operations for the Charlotte Bobcats, but think about it. The ‘cats played in Detroit. Why would Jordan wanna freeze his ass off watching two going-nowhere teams when he could chill on South Beach, and swing by the University of Central Florida to finalize the sneaker deal? Read the full story

Last year the Chamillionaire was telling a story about a run-in he had with Michael Jordan that ended with the baller dissing the rapper. Chamillionaire is still telling the story but he’s on video now. Let’s assume that time has enhanced the story a little. Read the full story

Michael Jordan was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame Friday night, and he gave a long, layered speech to accept his place among the King of Kings. The video below trimmed MJ’s speech down, but you can still hear him talk about his choice of David Thompson as his presenter, where his competitive nature comes from, and at the very end he gives us his plans for age 50. Read the full story